Saturday, July 22, 2017

Symptoms

What I have:

Sore breasts
Indigestion
Mild cramping, intermittent
Mild bloating, same
One day late period
One negative pregnancy test, taken day of expected period (yesterday morning)
Mild nausea, intermittent
Anxiety (duh, near constant)
Late night heart burn
A flat tire on the car
Fifty thousand words of new novel

What I don't have:
Any idea what the deal is
A book deal
Kids

Now what?

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