"Some mamas have boobs, and some mamas don't have boobs."
"That's true."
"Some mamas have little boobs, and some mamas have round boobs, and some mamas have book boobs."
"Are book boobs boobs you read about in books?"
"Noooooo,"
"Are book boobs boobs shaped like books?"
"Yes!"
"What kind of boobs does Mama have?"
"Mama has round boobs."
[pause]
"Mama, I want nursing."
"Whoa. Get out of town."
"Nursing nursing nursing!"
"You mean to tell me that I have boobs, and milk comes out of them? That's so weird."
[laughter] "Nursing nursing nursing!"
"And when that happens, it's called nursing?"
[even more laughter]
"Am I a comic genius, Charles?"
"Yes. Mama, I want nursing."
