Nope

Two days isn't that long, it turns out.

Two days is not much of anything.

After all.

Hmmmm.

Two days late.

A time of splitting the difference. I look my vitamins this morning. But I drank sake last night.

Pizza?

I awake from a nightmare involving deception and romantic rejection to find I'm ahead of my alarm, the dog is snuffling in sleep on the floor, and all I want is pizza.

Hot, cheese pizza.

For someone who generally doesn't want to eat in the morning at all.

And after a few days of constipation, today everything inside seems to be falling out, as if someone has pulled a plug.

My period was due yesterday.

Is it something?

Or is it nothing?